Friday, 16 March 2012

Knicks Win 2012 NBA Finals... I'm dreaming!

Time-Square, NY City
Another bad dream of a true Knicks Fan... Meet my brethren Curtis Whittle, a KC man who works in Manhattan & resides in Hamilton, NJ.
Any way, it goes like this... the drought is over!!! 40 years to the day, finally, at last... "Curtis, Wake up! Wake up! It's a'ready 6:30!!! Yuh gone late fa work!" ugh??? Seriously? Knicks never did win!?! Boxfoot!... Just another morning in the torturous life of a Knick fan, which I am proud to say I am. So, do excuse the Lin-sanity that follows. 28 games to go, Knicks ready to roll (ugh huh, again :/). No seriously, dis team deep; Knicks to go 23-5 in prep for the real mckoy! Yup, yah heard it here first!!! 
Carmelo & Amare - Knicks
Unbeaten post season, lol! No wait, mi not joking! Unnuh bring dem on! Line dem up! Come down Boston Celtics...Rajon Rondo & The Elder 'Trees nuh stand a chance; sweep revenge...tek dat! Next...Miami. Heat choke! LeChoke ca'an help Mr Clutch D-Wade! Straight up & down, Melo & Stat bringin' dah chill to South Beach. And my boy, D-Rose. What can I say? Got mad love for you, fa real! Kid, you dah man, league MVP and all (even if LeChoke got the MVP officially; a buy buy 'im buy it!)... My yute, killa' cross over like dope... but watcha nuh kid, Linsannity, BD & Novakaine, dem' like Destiny's Child; It's all about dah platinums & hardware. Easy nuh man!'... Like Martin Luthor King, Knicks goin' to the mountain top...indeed! Chicago Bulls, not this year, no bull. But wait. Sih it yah now! NBA finals...nuttin' sweet like whippin' dah defending champs Dallas Mavs... 
Lebron James - Heat
Look out, Mr Knick Tyson Chandler, the former Mavs, defending dem' Mavs yutes dem' to a frazzle, catching lobs for dunks like wow; razzle dazzle... Chandler, go ahead, say it out loud, "pay back is a ..." {I'm a Christian; unnuh behave :)}...Cause it's "ain't no stopping us now; we're on the move!" sing it with... Melo has the ball, 7, 6, Knicks down by 1, 7th game epic...Melo drives, he kicks, Stoudemire... he scores! 
The Knicks win! The Knicks win! TheeeeeEEEE KNICKS W...!!! "Curtis! Fa dah last time, wake up! Yuh gonna miss work!" huh? Not again! Crap... Just another morning in a Knick fan's life...!http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif


Curtis Whittle: Sports fan, Fortisan, Christian family-loving dad of three, Entrepreneur & easy going. Bless 

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